An Englishman, a Frenchman, a Spaniard and a German are all standing watching a street performer do some excellent juggling. The juggler notices that the four gentlemen have a very poor view, so he stands up on a large wooden box and calls out, “Can you all see me now?”
Took me about ten minutes to finally understand this
stupidest/most awesome joke ever
“According to Greek mythology, humans were originally created with four arms, four legs, and a head with two faces. Fearing their power, Zeus split them into two separate beings condemning them to spend their lives in search for their other halves.”
~Plato’s The Symposium.
How many times will I reblog this? “Always.”
I will always reblog.
my parents split after they made me. i am a volcano. they are tectonic plates. follow for more geological humour.
i really hope the two people who just followed me aren’t looking for geological humour or you are going to be earth-shatteringly disappointed
this post is one of my best by a landslide
Wait do American people not call their friends mate?? Is this a thing???
Yup. I’m sure some do but mostly people just say friend. Which is boring but whatever.
Wait so you go up to your friends and be like “Hello friend.”
we use names
THIS MAYBE MY MY LAST GIVEAWAY, (I’m not 100% sure yet but I don’t have a lot of things atm That I want to give away)
- fuzzy white top shop sweater, small
- thrifted cute boho skirt, small
- American apparel white mesh skirt, x- small
- dark green and dark blue plaid topshop cloth overall (small)
- my old crossley record player I got I new one recently so I don’t need this one. It’s in perfect condition and it’s turquoise
- a vampire weekend album to go with the record player (perfect condition)
- vintage Polaroid camera has 5 films inside but really old and expired. If you take a picture it works although it’s black and white :)
- my old jean dress! I love it so much but I got a new one so yeah….x-small
- daisy print tank. it’s flowy but size is x-small although it can fit a medium
- must be following me on tumblr: www.rabbitsduh.tumblr.com
- Must be following me on Instagram : @rabbitcries
- I will check!
- after message me your Instagram on tumblr so I can verify that you have followed, then accept your request to join my giveaway
- re blogs count, and likes don’t
- winner will be announced on MAY 6th (my birthday :3) (eastern time)
- time I will announce winner will be told most likely the day before it ends
- I’m using a online generator to choose so it it fair and square c:
- winner will not be announced on my blog, but will be messaged- thanks to my babe Leah for modelling
I’m happy to do a new giveaway with y’all!